Who’s Mans Is This?

Hey everybody!
Yeeeeeeeer!
What’s Good?!
SAK PASE!!
What it do?!
What’s Poppin?!
Yeah, so I am mad extra when I meet people. If you’re reading this for the first time just imagine me having a wide smile, showing all 32 of my teeth, being loud and energetic. I most likely will hug you if you are a beautiful, royal, flawless, melanin-saturated woman. If you are a guy, you might get a simple dap or head nod. I am not fond of the brotha handshake (you know the shake that rappers do) because I always mess it up, and 80% of the guy population do not wash their hands. I’m just saying.
Alright, allow me to introduce myself *Jay-Z Voice*
I am Emmanuel Pierre-Louis Jr. I am twenty-five years of age. I was born in the great month of September in 1993. I am a millennial. I am a 90s baby. I am a Libra. I am half Haitian. I was born in Miami, Florida. My hair will always have Waves.I am currently based in Atlanta Georgia. I attended the Illustrious Clark Atlanta University. Graduated with a bachelor’s degree in English in 2016.
I love music. My favorite rapper is J.Cole. My favorite genre of music is R&B and Gospel. I am obsessed with black culture. I am a proud contributing author to Black Twitter. The Shaderoom is my playground. I will NEVER be an iPhone consumer. I hate apple products. My favorite Disney movie is Hercules (because of the Muses). I love Mickey Mouse. I LOVE THE X-MEN! I am a proud black geek. Marvel is better than DC (I said what I said). I love reading X-Men comic books. I love binge watching OLD Cartoonetwork, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, BET, Vh1 shows. I love playing video games on my Game Cube. I love concerts. I love partying. I actually dance at parties and clubs. I also love staying in the house all day with my cell phone off so I will not be disturbed by anybody. I love Gummy Bears (Trolli & Haribo Gold) I am a fun individual.
My celebrity crushes: Rihanna, Normani, Naomi Campbell, Regina Hall, and Remy Ma!
I hate racism. I hate culture vultures. I hate anything dealing with smoke (weed, cigarettes, hookah, etc). I hate ignorance. You will get curse out if you say “I talk or act white.” I hate our judicial system. I hate our form of government. I HATE THE KARTRASHIANs! Every single one of them, those Jenners, their parents, Kanye, & Blac Chyna are BLOCKED on all of my social media platforms.
I speak my mind. I am very unapologetic. I am unfiltered. I keep it real. I do not reside on Sesame Street. I will say what I want to say, how I want to say it, and say it to whomever it needs to be said to.
That is pretty much the jist of who I am. You will definitely learn more about me through my blog posts. Shout-out to you for reading my posts. I love us for real *Mo’Nique Voice*

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